Falling asleep on my girlfriend’s sweet couch in her sweet apartment.
If you have a Keurig and a cat, be careful if you brew sleeptime tea. There’s catnip in it. Your cat will try to find a way inside of the Keurig. I promise.
Gobble gobble, bitches!
She didn’t want me to post this anywhere because she felt gross after slaving away making dinner, but I just couldn’t resist.
Everything I ever learned in my college years has been the kind of stuff that you don’t need to be in a classroom to learn. Experience is expensive.
I didn’t go to school because i have some overwhelming desire to work for someone. I’ve never thought “One day I’m gonna work for (insert company name here). I need an epiphany right quick so I can get my entrepreneurial grind on.