January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Nothing but annoyances with this unibody macbook pro…
Jan 27th
I think I just identified with my first Beyonce song…
Jan 27th
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People get so upset when they hear about kids knocking over headstones and that kind of thing. You know what? I’m not gonna be mad if people push mine over, draw on it, or even piss on it… because I’ll be dead. I hope that someone does some really cool stuff to my headstone, assuming I don’t get cremated and dumped into the pit of a waste water treatment plant. Run mine...
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Colbert Interviews Maurice Sendak →
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ListenVan Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
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johnnytheophilus: i will eat you in the pussy
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After all of these days and all of these complaints… why do people still insist on having music play on their blogs?
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ripkamsud: Sleep well sweet prince
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folkthepainaway: wait you mean tumblr isn’t a dating site
Jan 24th
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Valerie: Where does gnate live?
Becky: Somewhere north.
Valerie: Heaven??
Jan 24th
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Dildo Slaggins
Jan 23rd
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I’ve been doing this whole smoothie for breakfast every morning for almost a week now… it’s so delicious and easier than frying up eggs and crap before I go to class, not to mention it keeps me full for a pretty decent amount of time! Here’s the average so far: Put these all in the blender at once and give it a good blending, because it will be much easier to drink if you...
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I can’t be the only one whose internet productivity skyrockets the moment my butt-cheeks hit the toilet seat, can I?
Jan 23rd
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I feel like polo would be very entertaining if it were played on giraffes.
Jan 23rd
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On trying to learn Japanese:
It’s much easier to remember things if you pronounce everything in the voice of a very angry Cell (in perfect form). It helps me anyway. Eigo ga wakarimasu ka!!!!!!!
Jan 23rd
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