February 2012
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Feb 10th
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A chat with a classmate who will remain as such
Classmate: Hey, do you know ________?
Me: Yeah
Me: Why, how do you know her?
Classmate: I fucked her friend.
Me: ... (internally reflecting on what a great conversation it has been)
Me: *turn away and start talking to girl next to me who can hold a regular conversation*
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“If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we are not really living.”
– Gail Sheehy
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oh my god I miss schweppes agrum
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ListenMobb Deep - Give Up The Goods
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Deep See Yoga: Poses to Help You Sleep! →
deepseeyoga: One of the biggest problems I notice in people’s everyday lives is insomnia. We live in such a crazy, high-paced, high-stimulus world that it can become really difficult to shut down and rest at the end of the day. Here are a few poses that I have found to help calm the energy. Generally,…
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Fake Rhino Attempts Zoo Escape →
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Jungle tribes untouched by modern civilisation →
They are among the Amazon’s last uncontacted tribes and have avoided contact with modern civilisation by hiding in the deepest recesses of the jungle. Journalist, writer and photographer, Scott Wallace, takes us on a three month journey through the Brazilian Amazon to map the territory of the Arrow People - a rarely glimpsed indigenous group whose life and language remain a mystery and...
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ListenBryan Ferry -Positively 4th Street (Bob Dylan...
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hoopy-frood: followers who have a really small amount of personal posts, probably won’t talk to me and seem to have little interests in common (never get any notifications from them) why do you submit yourselves to this
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“Throughout the film, Neeson’s character insisted upon alluding to a sad piece of poetry that his father had written when he was a boy; apparently it motivated him. This poem would make high school English teachers cringe, and it certainly did not motivate me towards anything but feelings of hatred towards this piece-of-shit fuckery.” An excerpt from my 1st draft of my review of The...
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Anonymous asked: Considering you're love for cats I would think you'd love Lana Del Ray
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grapeflavoredbleach asked: Are you good at dancing? I feel like you'd have some pretty sweet moves.
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elshaka asked: That no fap february thing is messing up with your brain man, not a single sign of trolling in those last two questions? Did I miss something? Saludos!
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: Thank you for sharing that. It's a pleasure to see a guy who cared about his first time and all of that.
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Anonymous asked: Is sex scary the first time? I'm torn between thinking it's not a big deal and wanting to get it over with, and worrying about pain and worrying about diseases and then worrying about getting pregnant and all of that bullshit. I know you're a guy so it might be different for you. What was your first experience like?
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: I'm a guy that's your age and I'm still a virgin :(
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catvanhamburgh asked: 1. oceans or mountains? 2. top floor or basement? 3. Lana del or adele? 4. breasts or butt?
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catvanhamburgh asked: 1. favorite kind of footwear? 2. what color are your bed sheets? 3. hug trees or smoke trees? 4. marvel or dc?
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Anonymous asked: how do you suggest a really shy girl approaches a guy?
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Anonymous asked: how old where you when you lost your virginity?
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Anonymous asked: what's your favorite food then? CAN YOU NAME JUST ONE? THE PRESSURE IS ON
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grapeflavoredbleach asked: Ohhhhh yeaaaah! Heh. Whatcha gonna do tomorrow on your day off, then?
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Anonymous asked: how many sexual partners have you had in your life?
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grapeflavoredbleach asked: What are your plans for the coming weekend?
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Why don’t I get questions anymore? Feel free to answer in my ask box
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malcolmsex: quesadija: Cooking naked is the best. unless you’re making bacon frying bacon shirtless is one of the most badass things a person can do
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ListenOutkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
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Barry Zuckerkorn: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob Bluth: What were you doing there?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Wow, you should be the lawyer.
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So, because I’m completely starving, that makes it okay for me to make a grilled cheese out of this cheese that I bought on January 3rd… right? No? Oh well.
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How I Convinced a Death-Row Murderer Not to Die  →
“Longo insisted he loved his family, that he never wanted harm to come to them. To this day, he said, seeing violence toward children on TV makes him angry —”and then I remember, Oh, yeah that’s what I did.” Even on the night he’d decided to murder his family, if he had come home from work and an intruder was there, trying to hurt his family, he said he ...
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One daiye I will be a really well writer an peeple will bow to mee.
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