Gnate1

May 31

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So, I thought I was sitting at the wrong gate.

It turns out that I was at the correct gate, but my flight was delayed an hour and a half. I wish I had known this before I bolted from my seat to check the flight screen, with my headphones still in my ears and plugged into my laptop.

Now I have a piece of metal lodged into the headphone jack and I keep trying to play audio. I KEEP FORGETTING.

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May 30

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May 29

I have lost the drive to post

Best dinner evar

Best dinner evar

People get uncomfortable when you use their name in text messages.

“thanks” = normal

“thanks, (insert name here)” = weird

Or, at least, that’s what I’ve learned through including names in texts.

May 27

I wanna tell you how much I love your mind, but it simply isn’t trueeeeee

Sleeping draughts are serious business. He’s been asleep for like 10 minutes.

Sleeping draughts are serious business. He’s been asleep for like 10 minutes.

Coolest cat sippin da coldest butterbeer

Coolest cat sippin da coldest butterbeer

May 26